Demon-fuglen

I dag har jeg gått igjennom alle de gamle skolebøkene og da fant jeg en del gamle tekster jeg har skrevet. Tenkte jeg ville dele en liten historie om en demonisk fugl ved navn Pippin.. Teksten er litt forkortet, er på engelsk og jeg inkasserte en sterk femmer på den i 9. klasse.

"My cousin arrived at my grandmother's house. She brought with her two rabbits and a bird in a cage. My grandmother decided that she was going to stay in the same room as me. She carried the cage with the bird up to the room and placed it on the bedside table by her bed.

I thought the bird was quite cute in the beginning. He was named Pippin, and had this funny feather thingy on his head. Then, after a while, I realized what kind of demon-bird he actually was. I ended up hating him, and I'm pretty sure he hated me too.

My cousin let him out of the cage every day because she said he needed to strech his wings. After a while the room was filled with feathers and bird-seeds.

I once decided that I wanted to go to bed early. I opened the door and discovered Pippin sitting on top of his cage. I though about going back downstairs and ask my cousin to put him back into his cage, but I decided not to. It was just a bird. Right?

I closed the door and changed to my nightgown. Then while I was laying in my bed reading a book, the bird started screaming. "Could you please shut up?" I said quite angrily. The bird suddenly stopped screaming. I was very surprised, but then I smiled, thinking to myself that he finally had accepted who's the boss. I took a deep breath and opened the book again.

I had been reading for about five minutes when I heard the most dreadful sound ever. The bird was sharpening his beak and the sound he made was a hundred times worse than when someone wipes of the blackboard with a way too dry sponge. This was it. I couldn't take it anymore. I sat up in my bed and threw a magazine towards the bird. I didn't hit him. He was fluttering around in the room before he suddenly flew straight against me. I quickly hid under my blanket.

I heard that the bird had stopped fluttering and when I looked arund the room, I discovered him sitting on a frame over my bed, screaming louder than ever. I gave him an angry glance before I picked up the book and started reading again, while holding a pillow over my head to protect myself.

All of a sudden the bird flew down and landed on my blanket. He started to peck with his beak on my arm. I threw the pillow on the floor and sat up. The bird, still sitting on the blanket, stared at me. I bent down and looked into the birds small black eyes. I could see the wickedness in them. He let out a screech as if he was threatening me. "You have gone too far," I said, pointing at him. "You're going to regret this. I'm going to...." Suddenly the door opened and my cousin went in. "Hi!" she said cheerfully. "Hello!" I replied while I was desperately trying to smile back at her. "I can see you and Pippin have become good friends. Isn't he a lovely bird?" she said. "Indeed," I answered between clenched teeth. "Indeed.."

Hårbånd

Shopping er gøy!

..eh, nei. Iallefall ikke julegaveshopping sånn rett før jul når man virkelig begynner å bli stressa. Jeg har foreløpig bare gjort ferdig Øyvinds julegave mens resten er fremdeles 'in progress'.
Jeg veit jo for det meste hva jeg skal kjøpe så burde ikke være noe stress.
Forhåpentligvis får jeg tatt meg en tur til Oslo siste uka før julaften og gjøre ferdig resten da.

Så til dagens gode nyheter:
Jeg har kanskje/muligens/forhåpentligvis snart jobb. På meny.. Ikke det mest lukrative men jeg tar det jeg får. Dessuten trenger jeg desperat den jobben. Var innom i dag for å snakke med sjefen og selvfølgelig var jeg så nervøs at han må ha trodd jeg var helt mongo. Men, til tross for et litt teit førsteinntrykk så sa han at det var muligheter for jobb og ba meg skrive ned telefonnummeret mitt, så skulle de ringe meg så snart det ble noe ledig.
Når jeg tenker over det kan det godt hende det var noe han sa for å bli kvitt meg.. :p

Prøve i blomsterbinding i morra.. >_<
Nais...

Kiwi

Så, fra nå av skal denne bloggen skrives på godt norsk. Da var det sagt.

Har vært sinnsykt overtrøtt i dag, fordi det bare ble noen timers søvn på meg i natt.
Enkelte netter har man bare litt mer å tenke over enn ellers. Ikke det at det var noe altfor alvorlig, men når jeg først begynner å tenke på noe, må jeg liksom gjøre meg ferdig med det.

De tre siste timene i dag varte i en evighet. Norsk - tekstanalyse. Tre timer med foredrag i mørket.. Fikk egentlig ikke med meg noe som helst fordi jeg var mere opptatt med å småprate med Vivi, spise kalendersjokoladen min for i dag samt le av Bjørn Thomas' forsøk på å spise papir.

Jeg har vært flink i dag, (sånn etter skolen iallefall..) Jeg har vasket klær, gjort diverse matinnkjøp og trent på treningsenteret i en time. Så nå skal jeg kose meg med Kiwi, Raw og Smackdown! ^_^

Näkemiin

Christmas-geeking

So, I'm back at the apartment and just been writing that letter I mentioned earlier. Decided to make my workdesk a little more christmas'y :-) Turned out nice so I took a pic.

It's late and I should go to bed.
'night

Stress

So, this following week I've got loads to do.

First of, I really should start buying christmaspresents cause I haven't even started yet. I'm not going to buy too many this year and I know approximately what to buy to most people, so it'll probably be easy. Hopefully :s

Then I gotta go job-hunting. The monthly money I get is not enough. (Two weeks left til next pay-day and I'm already broke XD) So I need a simple evening-job, preferably only in the weeks and hopefully it won't affect my training at the gym.

Tests on wednesday and friday (flowers and history) but it'll be alright. I'm one of the few lucky bastards who don't need to read alot before tests to do good. Hate me! :p

Other stuff I gotta do is: transfer money, write a letter and go to the dentist on friday.

I also have to plan my weekend with Bernhard :) That's the most fun thing I'm going to do. It involves cleaning the apartment (which actually is okay for once), find out if there is anything cool happening in Bø that we can attend and of course "bother" him with lots of "I'm so excited!" sms's the days before ;-P

So a week with loads of stress but also with a wonderful weekend to look forward to.

Going out

It's weekend again and I'm at home again. Been a while since the last time I was home at my parents house. And when I'm home, they are of course both away.. So I am bored and thinking that I perhaps should have stayed in Bø for the weekend hoping that something cool would show up there. More going on there than here anyways.

I think I should try to go out more often. I never go out on my own. Only when I'm visiting my Bernhard in Oslo. I really should go out alone more.
Only problem is, most of my friends aren't living in Bø..

Prom is coming up soon and if any of my friends are going (and offers to give me a ride) I'll go. Might be fun. I just need a date..


pic note: just a random photo my friend, Marie took of me yesterday while being busy eating chocolate and being a geek. Just thought it would help see the irony of the headline..

PowerSlam IV

Was at NWF's biggest annual event, PowerSlam, last weekend. It was simply great (even though I probably had a bit too much to drink)..
It was held at Rockefeller, and for the first time ever, it was split into two shows. One for the minors and one for all of us allowed to drink beers. I was at both.
I was supposed to go with my "Falk's Furier" fan-club but (as usual) none of the others were able to go. *rolls eyes*
The first match was Falk against Bjørn Semb and it felt so great to watch Falk beat Bjørn and being able to mock the "Bjørn's Bastarder" fan-club :-p
Mina had her debut-match which made her the first norwegian female wrestler. Great match for a intergender one.
WAW's Ricky Knight and Zak Zodiac had a match against Fremtiden (and they won). This one was also good.
On top of it all, Big John stole the title back from hyper-heel Erik Isaksen.

Overall: a great night :)